As a captain in the holidays with nothing better to do:
This is my robot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My robot is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my robot is useless. Without my robot, I am useless. I must build my robot true. I must drive straighter than my enemy who is trying to outscore me. I must outscore him before he outscores me. I will...
My robot and I know that what counts in-game is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the points that count. We will score...
My robot is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its drivetrain and its software. I will keep my robot clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Karthik, I swear this creed. My robot and I are the defenders of my team. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!