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Today’s special: Buy one Pancake for the price of two and get one absolutely free!
Also: instead of your generic blueberry pancakes ours have screws and nuts instead (Vegan friendly)
Are they gluten free?
no (twenty characters).
There is a gluten free version.
how much extra does it cost?
Same price. Also comes with a drink of your choice.
Does it come with free refills?
Yes, it comes with free refills, most things that are vex are reusable.
Great. Do you provide Red Cartridge Cream Soda?
Yes, we also have tears of failed teams emotional damage flavor.
keps nut noodle soup
Do you still have the dissapointed tears coffee that comes with the breakfast special? I find the dissapointment to add such an esquisite flavor.
Sorry, we only have keps nut and screw soup.
Yes, yes we do, you should try the middle school one to, it has even more disappointment.
Ooh, that does sounds appetizing- does it come in a large?
Yes, the large also comes with the broken bot that the team tried to build.
Is the broken bot available for takeout? 
May I add something to the menu?
Yes, it is. Don’t forget, vote or Guyishere1 on the vex civil war. Dankest Vex Memes? - #6623 by HarambetheII