Is a human robot legal?

i can’t believe this is an actual thread
…what if you used velcro to attach a vex brain to a cat does that count

  1. no one would dare to try to block the poor cat, you are a monster if you do
  2. cats like to topple things. they’re very good at it. i have two, trust me.
  3. cats are unpredictable creatures. they will do what they want and go where they want and no one will try to stop them because they are god.

Zip tie a cat to a bot and call it a distracting nonfunctional decoration.