I’m trying to take a few of the various training/certification courses on https://certifications.vex.com/, but I’m running into an issue. When I try to take the Unit Exam for a unit, instead of seeing a unit exam, I see this:
They are pretty boring. I have nice paper, gold seals and color ink.
All hear this cry that this is is to certify that Master Taran Mayer has reached the level of Tenth Spur, the highest knowledge of gears. All hail his wisdom 18 day of April year of,our Master Builder 2021.
$17 paper $22 parchment, 3 day shipping. Signing in goats blood is $10 more,
Renaissance faire speak, you can get certificates for anything you want in “Old English” phrasing on parchment paper. I was offering to make you one. Signing with a red sharpie is free, but with the ever popular upgrade of getting it signed with goats blood. (Not really, just a quill pen in some red ink)
It’s 18 and up - you would know this if you paid attention to the course
Yes… t’was making a meme. The point is that I, despite my astounding qualifications, am not an event partner. In the original meme, Buscemi walks into a high school trying to pass as a high schooler with his skateboard (the EP certification here) and says, “How do you do fellow kids”, thinking wrongly that him having the skateboard and acting in that manner made him appear as a “fellow child” to the students at the school.
It was an attempt at humor. I am clearly not an event partner, and I’m walking into the area with all of the event partners with my fancy paper and jokingly acting like that makes me one of the EPs, in the spirit of the original meme.
You see, it really isn’t funny when you have to explain it.