So I remembered the mouseover text from this xkcd comic, which reads:
I was wondering if it was a stupid idea to implement here. We could just have an unofficial “rule” where after so and so words, somebody makes said post and someone else makes it sticky, or we could have a bot run through all the threads and make a globally-editable thread. On the other hand, we’d have to figure out how to implement global editing in the forum software and build said bot …
… forum admins, *start your ENGINES! *
No, seriously, though. I think it’s a great idea and am going to start writing those. Let’s get this done.