what does this have to do with vex??
also this is 48 seconds of my life i will never get back
I guess Barney really hates being a robotics team
“Why is there a flying lawnmower on every computer in the lab?”
“Mr. Tian, I feel that every week, you consciously ask yourself the question, 'what is the most inappropriate thing I can say to Mr. R every week?” (Not sharing the joke that warranted that response)
A longer joke
A month or two ago someone was putting blue pharmaceutical stickers labelled ‘for rectal use only’ on a lot of stuff. While the nature of this prankster (who was never found) wa sinnocent, the stickers left behind a lot of sticky stuff on whatever surface they were applied on. Both of the club’s coaches gave the entire club a warning on the destructive actions of this prankster. Later, one of the coaches went around interrogating individual team members and someone said something I’ll never forget -
“Mr. R, its not a problem anymore! I ran out of blue stickers so I think we’re all good now.”
I feel like this quote encompasses a lot of things, and also this was meant to be “a fun little thread” and now has 1000+ posts
But we never do get our robots on by 4
Did someone say quote dump?
(someone took our main domain rip)
Me when the bot stops working:
“There’s always next year.”
We’re seniors btw.
“Measure once, cut twice”
When we do something not intelligently: “E moment” @prathusa
“team dynamic ”
“Why be good at only one thing when you can be useless at two things?”
“If you win this competition, I will eat my own shoe,” says our coach to another one of our teams. (They won. Mr. R owes us a shoe now.)
“Hammer until it works”
“Anything can be fixed with zip ties and duct tape”
“It’s just some ‘kinetic testing’” (testing how sturdy something is built in unconventional ways)
“Take the jigsaw to the brain/cortex, that will solve your problem.”
“Use the zip ties, they’re stronger than steel.”
“If anything can go wrong, it will” (Our team slogan during the competition)
“Why does everything keep falling apart”(When you use the old axle collars and it unscrews itself during the competition)
“We’ll fix it later!”
And one more I forgot about
“Using that degree from Norte Dame.” (Our Coach graduated from there and we say this when he helps guide our stupidity)
“We’re going to worlds” normally preceded by the coach saying “Yeah we hear that carp every year” the team has never made top 50% at state for reference.
“Do you want your knee caps or your tank treads” A member of our B team realized that they were out of tank treads, so he threatened to take my team’s tank treads, or take our knee caps.
The rookie team with the all-steel all-speed cartridge dr4b that continually says that their idea was perfect and that the design just needs tweaked and that they are going to worlds. Yeah, okay G team.
“Its someone elses idea until you take it and make it better … or worse.”
“Its not illegal if you don’t get caught.”
Four most common from least to greatest.
You quoted me!! Thanks… Ima sue you now though.
Wait what’s a keps nut: me and my group just say the darndest think and our teacher always try’s to lecture us because he says stupid joke and shoots rubber bands at light bulbs
This is a keps nut