Personal Vex Team Quotes


#221

Carter zip ties mtn. dew can to bot “This should raise the efficiency of the robot.”


#222

(Previous school)

Teammate walks up to teacher and says: “Will you marry me, daddy”

Everyone called the teacher daddy for the rest of the year.


#223

“Who ate all the fruit roll-ups?”
“What is this doing on the bot?”
“Where is the competition switch?”
“When is our next match?”
“Why does the bot tip over?”


#224

You’re not antichambering it because your chassis is wide


#225

@AaronA us


#226

screw falls off

“just shake the robot, if there’s no nut, ignore it”


#227

If it aint broke, fix it anyways


#228

Carter this morning fixing the junkiest lift claw on earth: * I T I S G O O D, N O? *


#229

To be fair, its alot easier than saying the 84 tooth, we also call them 1 3 5 and 7, the one is also occasionally a pinion and the standoffs are sometimes churros depending on what day of the month it is.


#230

Harker>Parker


#231

?_?


#232

Barker>Parker


#233

???


#234

When in doubt, screw it and become push bot


#235

I have followed this motto more than I like to admit


#236

VEX Certified Rubber BandZ


#237

lit


#238

Me: Power expanders are LIT. If you don’t have them, your robot is like, “nuh, uh, I’m dead”.


#239

Most recent competition:

“Why isn’t autonomous working?!?
…maybe because the battery isn’t plugged in?”

“HAHA, WE DIDN’T FLIP OVER!
…but our alliance just did”

DON’T RUN OVER OUR ALLIANCE PARTNER

“What should I do?
Go make friends”

The robot can’t eat chips

DON’T THROW THE COMPUTER!!!

“I want some of that team’s cake.”

“CHOLE NO!”

“WE CAN WORRY ABOUT THE ONE NUT AND BOLT LATER! OUR MATCH IS STARTING!”


#240

Gabe! Stop staring at her she isn’t going to date you. Oh, Blue berry she won’t be impressed by you after you tripped over a garbage can!