Carter zip ties mtn. dew can to bot “This should raise the efficiency of the robot.”
Teammate walks up to teacher and says: “Will you marry me, daddy”
Everyone called the teacher daddy for the rest of the year.
“Who ate all the fruit roll-ups?”
“What is this doing on the bot?”
“Where is the competition switch?”
“When is our next match?”
“Why does the bot tip over?”
You’re not antichambering it because your chassis is wide
screw falls off
“just shake the robot, if there’s no nut, ignore it”
If it aint broke, fix it anyways
Carter this morning fixing the junkiest lift claw on earth: * I T I S G O O D, N O? *
To be fair, its alot easier than saying the 84 tooth, we also call them 1 3 5 and 7, the one is also occasionally a pinion and the standoffs are sometimes churros depending on what day of the month it is.
When in doubt, screw it and become push bot
I have followed this motto more than I like to admit
VEX Certified Rubber BandZ
Me: Power expanders are LIT. If you don’t have them, your robot is like, “nuh, uh, I’m dead”.
Most recent competition:
“Why isn’t autonomous working?!?
…maybe because the battery isn’t plugged in?”
“HAHA, WE DIDN’T FLIP OVER!
…but our alliance just did”
DON’T RUN OVER OUR ALLIANCE PARTNER
“What should I do?
Go make friends”
The robot can’t eat chips
DON’T THROW THE COMPUTER!!!
“I want some of that team’s cake.”
“WE CAN WORRY ABOUT THE ONE NUT AND BOLT LATER! OUR MATCH IS STARTING!”
Gabe! Stop staring at her she isn’t going to date you. Oh, Blue berry she won’t be impressed by you after you tripped over a garbage can!