Personal Vex Team Quotes

I really do see physics, and it’s not science that will save us, it’s love.

Edit: Ok, I remember now, I did say that whilst playing ping pong.

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He means losing at ping pong. To the grand champion of all intergalactic multifunction robotics ping pong and 2990E Hyperion’s most esteemed ping pong title holder, @Keys.

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For context: While trying to reduce friction on our flywheel we remembered that you’re allowed dry lubricants… graphite is a lubricant…

Our programmer: “I’m going to put a pencil in our flywheel”

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I HATE THIS GAME!!! I can’t even begin to count how many times I have said this

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Can I help with the programming? (Builder trying to get out of doing CAD)

I don’t think you would understand what I am doing. (Programmer, who is making a program in text)

I helped last year, I think i can understand it. (Builder who has only ever done block coding).

Do you have c++ Syntax memorized? (Programmer)

No. (Defeated Builder, goes back to CAD).

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“I know how to torque” - myself
“Timeout corner” - @daweird1423

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“It is I, the Hypotenuse Hoplite”–Me, after building a triangular shield from Iq parts and proceeding to tackle my teammate

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“Bald” -Lieam
“very bald” -Lieam
“that’s bald” -Lieam
(All the same guy)

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im noticing how your pfp is bald too

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you aren’t wrong but that is not the point oh bald one

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“bladness is not a hair type it is a state of being” -me

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bro got a whole lifestyle

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“I HATE purple rings. I may have said this before but I HATE purple rings!”

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I dont understand!!! Why do I need glasses in the competition! I already wear contacts!!!

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" Now, does everyone have safety glasses?"
“Oh no I don’t have glasses!”
“Here, take mine while I sprint the marathon back to our pit”
one minute later…
“we don’t have any more glasses, quick, coach, give me your super-dark sunglasses that I can barely see through”
“Aaaaaagh I can’t see anything”
chaos ensues and we lose yet another match at Worlds…

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This happened so many times. Also when we were in our queue for the next match it was something really confusing.

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Me: Can I shoot you? (While holding a disc)
Anders (Teammate): Sure
Me: Is confused as to why he agreed

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As the wise man said, good enough

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Hopper discussions for our Slapshot bot go something like this:
Me: “Yeah, that looks secure enough for now.”
My teammate: “It’s being held up by four pins, FOUR PINS.”
Me: “Yeah, four rather good pins.”

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