do you have any clue what you are doing? me: no but its working
“What are you doing?”
“Wishful thinking.”
pretext :We had nylocks and people were taking them
Teamate:
“QUIT TOUCHING MYY NUTS!!!”
Freshman: asks a question about a sensor
My friend: “Do you have a brain?” (referring to the hardware)
Me: “Woah, no need to be rude. It was an innocent question”
My friend: Have you code the omni wheel
This reminds me, one of our freshman teams asked me “How do I code the little rollers on the omniwheels to move?” Took me a while to realize that they thought the omniwheels had tiny little motors attached each and every roller.
“If you want to code them just be aware the little roller motors do count towards your robot’s overall motor limit”
Vex omni-wheels don’t do this, but it’s possible to have a 2 axis driven omni-wheel. James Bruton made one Why this Omni-Wheel is Really Weird - YouTube
“The drill fell out of the drill”
id die if we had frc in the state
(as we were literally just building a simple drivetrain)
Teammate: I broke a drill
Me (and my other teammates): You WHAT?
~a few seconds~
Teammate: Oh, I meant a drill bit, same thing right?
“For PID to work you need feedback”
“From who?”
“A sensor.”
“Where do you get the feedback for the sensor from”
“. . . shut up Jesse”
-Our best programmers conversing
Yep that was me lmao
“If we Need Someone to write in Minecraft enchanting table we’ll call you.”
Needles to say my handwriting is bad.
what do you mean we dont have a design? me: I fly by the seat of my pants
“In terms of flex wheels, we have none.”, Sister Team talking to themselves.
“Could you give me that c-section over there?”
“what the **** happened to all of the screw drivers?!”
WHERES THE SNIPS?!?!?!?!
“Kill all programmers” - our mentor
“It’s the programmers fault” - also our mentor
“Jafar! what stop messing with the code!” - also our mentor right before a match (Jafar was our programmer)