Personal Vex Team Quotes


#281

"You guys are like chickens
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#282

“YOu ** *E G G * ** must you mess with my ** P R O G R A M… REEEEEEEE **”


#283

favorite quotes from our last tournament this season:
“Wait, we won? How…?”
“Do we still have to tip the pizza guy if he’s an hour late?”
“You do know it is possible for a motor controller to catch fire, right?”
“…where’s the robot”


#284

“Next year we won’t use any screws. Zip ties will be the back bone of our robot”


#285

IT’S AN AXLE LOCKER NOT A SHAFT COLLAR


#286

“This battery must be charged since its super hot!”

starts driving

battery dead


#287

A few from this season:

To field reset people at a regional tournament in the finals
“Hey the mobile goals are supposed to be on the other side”

“It’s a later problem”

“Horses” (Don’t ask)

“His mom is you!” (also don’t ask)

“Blame ___. It’s always ___'s fault” (Insert anyone on the team’s name)

Right before we won sportsmanship at state
“Lol wouldn’t it be hilarious if we won sportsmanship?”

Builders: “It’s in the wiring!”
Wire managers: “It’s in the coding!”
Coders: “It’s in build quality!”
(Repeat cycle until the season’s over)

“Vroom vroom?”
“Vroom vroom.”

“Frickin Freshman” - every nonfreshman when something goes wrong

-2496Y 2017-2018 In the Zone


#288

“Where’s the thick screwdriver?” (3/32)
T H I C C
“Stop.”


#289

Give me the a l o o m i n u m s


#290

As soon as we plug in the download cable for auton:
“TURNITOFFTURNITOFFTURNITOFF” (Programmer)

“Where’s the ding dang VEX Net Key?!”

“Our robot smells like Baskin Robins…”

Programmer to team at start of the season- “I need at least 2 uninterrupted meetings with a functional robot and two build people to get you a good auton”
Programmer to team during first competition- “WHY AM I PROGRAMMING BETWEEN MATCHES”


#291

dont worry about it, leave it for programmers


#292

At one competition at starstruck I couldn’t find my goggles for a match so I had to wear my teammates prescription glasses and without him he kept point at other robots and saying “why aren’t you getting that cube?!”


#293

LOL these posts are great.

My favorites:
Zach: Why don’t we gear the front wheels speed and the back ones torque?
Aeden: It started to be able to could.
Cameron: And by infinite I mean two.
Manas: We didn’t want to fix the autonomous because we were playing Mario Cart.
Me: By self modifying code I mean the robot drove onto the computer and typed new commands.
Kale: Ooo can see?


#294

What my captain and programmer said last year when our auton failed: “Take what you can get.”

And my personal favorite when my team this year (all seniors) are complaining about being busy with college apps: “Wesley can handle it”, “Leave it to Wesley”, etc.


#295

“If your autonomous works more than half the time, then it is not scoring enough points”


#296

gold


#297

“If this number works I’m naming my first born child 84.”


#298

“IS IT IN THE COMPETITION FORMAT!?”

And recently

“Is the field in spec?”


#299

One of my teammates made a great quote for himself:
Me: question about how do do something
Him: “With tact and finesse


#300

“[team members name] chairs are not transportation devices” (our mentor has chairs the roll and does not like it when we roll around in them)

“Guys we have a problem… balls roll”

“Is the robot done yet? no”

“Team member A:What are you doing?
Team member B: Brainstorming
Team member A: Is it in the notebook?
Team member B: Its in my head”

“I cant get the spacer in”

“Inventor crashed and I did not save my work”

“Its [my name] fault”