Here’s the deal: Joe is a extremely poor deprived college student, who can barely afford his camera equipment, let alone candy for the many multitudes…
However, for this week, and this week ONLY! YOU can become part of the amazing, the one and only, the colossal, the stupendous, the completely cool, and totally radical candyBOT!!! (I knew I missed my calling in advertising…)
For the next few days, if you feel so inclined to add your candy to the selections that have already been displayed (bottom of page 1), please proceed to travel into the great unknown, and visit www.twistedbotz.org. There, you will find a PayPal donate button, where you too can join hands and help provide the masses with the energy they need to keep going.
Seriously. If you want more candy selections, donate! I’ll be making another run to the candy store most likely on Tuesday (I have an exclusive membership to Sams Club, thus ensuring low and competitive pricing) where I will purchase any and all requests.
If you do make a donation, put your candy choice in the “Billing Address 2” slot, or, send me an email from the email that provided the donation, and inform me of your candy choice.
Just $5 or $10, and you too can have your name placed on the one-of-a-kind candyBOT, putting your name in the history books!
Ok. In all seriousness, if you couldn’t understand any of that, here are easy directions: go to [www.twistedbotz.org, enter all the pertinent info, place your candy type into the “Billing Address Line 2”, and place your order. I’ll get your candy, and I personally guarantee that it will serve it’s place until supplies run out in the candyBOT. Want to have your candy in there longer? Donate more!
DISCLAIMER: I will not be responsible for any unforeseen obesity, malnutrition, sleep deprivation, angry parents, upset mentors or jealous team members. I will also not be responsible for any damage received from ingesting candy, being hit by the robot, or being knocked unconscious from it’s shear awesomeness. I also retain the right to change this at any time, with no requirement to inform the users.
Ok, that was complete jibberish as well… :P](www.twistedbotz.org, enter all the pertinent info, place your candy type into the “Billing Address Line 2”, and place your order. I’ll get your candy, and I personally guarantee that it will serve it’s place until supplies run out in the candyBOT. Want to have your candy in there longer? Donate more! :D)