Amateurs! You see, the only real way to do it is to have the builder, coder, and driver all be me. But then still have everyone else blame the code even whenever something goofs. It’s not my code, silly! It’s my sloppy craftsmanship.
So… You Blamed Your self
No no. My teammates who rely on me for all the work blame me even though they don’t do anything
(Before Worlds)
Mentors: Ok A team is going to worlds so give them any parts or tools or anything they need.
(After Worlds)
Teammate: Where did all our stuff go?
Other Teammate: I guess the other teams raided all our stuff.
running our autonomous “I forgot the preload”
“That was a matzoh good idea”
“Isreali sad to think there aren’t many good wholesome jewish puns”
“Lane and I are comrades”
“No I’m your side ho-I meant bro”
Me sees a 8th grader I know.
Grabs him and kidnaps him to tell him that his next year’s vex team will be only me and him.
8th grader 
When thanking our alliance partners
“You my friends are the cream cheese between our toes”
lmao
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt
- “Harvest the Corpse”
- “You’re disabled, you’re disabled!”
- “Just asking a question…” - our coach
- “We put blood, sweat and tears into this robot and we mean it.”
“Rouble Deverse Bour Far”
- my teammate attempting to describe our lift to someone.
Why does this metal smell like mustard?
Interchanging flat bearing and bearing flat
“This is a non-contact sport”
“Are you sure you’re not sitting on it”
“I need to go drink my milk, be right back”
“NO!!! My bagel shattered!”
“Ok google, who is Gloria Borger?”
“can we really deploy into our nuts?”
“you only need 6√2 feet of wallbot”
“How are we going to jold this part on… duct tape and rubberbands”
“Lee did it”
Story behind each:
Our B team driver brian had his entire bot held together by rubberbands.
One day we were practicing driving and one of our captains, lee, hulk flipped the mat and the tape ripped so we had no idea where each mat went so we started re taping and labeling the mats. Our mentor walked in and asked what happend and thus came the quote. Now lee is the scapegoat for every goofy mistake that happens.
Anything goes wrong…
Real life: just use duck tape
Vex: just use zip ties
Please explain? This quote sounds very familiar to me…
The second story was on thst quote
My teammate going to put his bag in the locker
Me: I thought someone stole your lock
Teammate: Yeah someone did
Me: Then why are you putting stuff in your locker?
Teammate: Oh I just use zip ties to lock it
Me: …
My teammate eating pizza, but tries to swallow an entire slice and starts choking.
Teammate: “did you deploy our wallbot in your esophagus again?”