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Traditional quantum equations assume unidirectional flow of time. But recently researchers have made a startling discovery in Texas.
According to the lead scientist Illyana, the average age equivalent of the memes emmited by the element drowium registers around 9-10th grade level on the MS-HS scale.
However, after a period of interactions with the tiny system, the element was observed to get excited by absorbing and re-emitting a joke in the low pre-K to elementary grade range.
“This is quite an extraordinary development,” says Illyana. “The violation of the age group principle was observed for the duration of two posts and involved excited states of the neighboring elements like bkahlium as well.”
“We are looking forward for more observations and always excited to learn more about the tiny systems with high degrees of cuteness,” concludes Illyana.
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