We know only what VEX tells us. But what do you think happens behind the closed doors of vex hq?
Post your silly and (somewhat) serious conspiracy theories here!
Note: this is intended to be a fun discussion thread, dont be inappropriate or take your theories too far
August 12, 2019, 12:06pm
Vex employees are always finding ways of getting people into the loophole of mass purchasing.
August 12, 2019, 2:30pm
DRow is sitting there getting ready to close this thread.
vex is involved in the global conspiracy to convince us that the earth exists.
August 12, 2019, 3:17pm
Exactly, I mean have you ever seen the earth?
August 12, 2019, 3:52pm
Vex has a secret deal with canned-air manufacturers. That’s why v5 motors overheat so much: so that teams will buy cans of air to spray on them to cool them down!
VEX has a button that halts all V5 shipments.
August 12, 2019, 3:57pm
And they have a robot constantly pressing the button. That way the only time stuff ships is when the robot breaks.
And they have a dial that sets the delay: 8 weeks to 8 months. It’s always set to 8 months.
The Earth is approximately 75% water (very loose approximation, it’s actually more, but that helps this argument).
The GDC knowingly chooses the Earth as the location for each and every VRC game.
Therefore, every game is a Water Game.
August 12, 2019, 4:41pm
But that’s where you are wrong, the earth is just a conspiracy theory made up by VEX, therefore water game is a lie.
Have you ever seen DRow and the GDC in the same room at the same time? No?
To some, that shows that DRow is not on the GDC.
To others… well…
August 12, 2019, 4:59pm
No, every game is only 75% water game
DRow IS the GDC
(We need to make a Drow parody of the I am the Senate meme now)
August 12, 2019, 8:55pm
GDC debates on ways to open up the rules with more 3D printing. Debates fall flat and instead the 3D printing rule changes only apply to VEXU.
I hope one day more 3D printing and plastics are allowed in the rules.
August 12, 2019, 9:02pm
Yeah, it honestly seems pretty strange that $250 for a Robot Brain is considered reasonable for most teams to afford, while at the same time 3D printing isn’t allowed because not all teams can afford a $250 3D printer…
August 12, 2019, 9:18pm
Vex shipped v5 after 8 months cause they didn’t want me doing good at worlds
DRow is secretly an
LMD (Life-Model Decoy) being controlled by HYDRA to infiltrate the GDC and expose their future plans for a water game.
August 13, 2019, 1:17am
Vex Shipped V5 late, just to make people think that many people were purchashing it.
August 13, 2019, 2:26pm
Vex hq planning on a water game to make all parts broken so everyone has to buy a lot more parts