Vex Pickup Lines

I have seen a lot of general robot pickup lines, but not specific vex ones. give me ideas! :DDDDDDD

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heyyyyy, are you a v5 smart motor because you’re really hot and I’m getting nervous

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i kinda feel like this should’ve gone in chit-chat/rumor mill section.

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Are you a flex wheel because I really want you

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I would’ve thought you were a ratchet the way you and I are clicking.

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Are you a gear, cause i think we mesh really well

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I think Armand put it best in this season’s Phantom Alliance Reveal

Here’s the backstory behind this:

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Love the idea of this, but should change it to chit chat category.

“Am i a linear slide, because I’m aboutta slide my way into your DM’s”

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Are you my teams driver, because your always trying to cheat.

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Btw this was on a old team and he got kicked off

Are you some pneumatics?
Because you’re hard to get.

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are you VAIC? because you’re just a figment of my imagination

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Are you a water game cause you’ve been on my mind

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Are you my robot? Because you’re looking mad trash… T_T

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Are you Change Up? Because I’d rather forget you existed.

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seeing as the premise here is pickup lines - im curious what you consider your best-case scenario here to be, and how this compares to your worst-case scenario.

Okay I’ll do the opposite of a pickup line:

Hey babe, are you a v5 radio? Cause’ we’ve been losing our connection lately

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Are you static? Cause I’d wsod for you.

Are you a gear? Your Gear ratio will perfectly pull my jeep.

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