Hello everyone!
I am MCing the Michigan State Championship for VEX IQ Challenge, Squared Away, at the Elementary and Middle School level this coming Saturday and Sunday. I am looking for your BEST robot jokes to add to my MC repertoire. Please keep them family friendly, and GO!..
Why was the robot angry?
Someone was pressing its buttons!
What’s a robot’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy metal!
I apologize to all who read this and groaned. 
23 Likes
Those are great!
This will be kinda cringe.
Y wont the robot stop going left.
I guess it aint right
8 Likes
All these Robot jokes
I’m nuts and bolts about them all
4 Likes
What did the team captain say when he lost the robot’s wheels?
Where’s the robot’s wheels?
7 Likes
Happy cake day Connor!
1 Like
happy cake day!!!
1 Like
Happy cake day!!!
1 Like
That’s my team name!
Lol
Happy cake day, Connor!
2 Likes
Hey happy cake day!
20something
2 Likes
Well, this one is more of a pickup line but:
Hey, could you hand me those wires because I think we have a connection. 
7 Likes
I don’t know how common this issue is in IQ, but if it is common, then here is the joke:
Q: do you know why the robot was veering left?
A: because it wasn’t programmed right.
16 Likes
What did the builder say when they got smacked in the head with the tray?
Ow
11 Likes
I feel attacked here
There were two fans in the field next to each other
And they turned with the wind and generated power.
3 Likes
Q: What is VEX legal name for a musical group?
A: “The Rubber Band”
Q: Why was baby claw-bot crying after competition?
A: The refs didn’t let him take home his favorite game object.
9 Likes
What Did The Alliance Bots Say To Each Other After The Competition?
c-channel you later
3 Likes
Here’s a new one but with bad jokes only
1 Like
I like that you’re using the search bar, but people get annoyed when you reply to a thread that’s really old like this one. Handy tip
11 Likes