WANTED - Your best (family friendly) robot jokes!

Hello everyone!
I am MCing the Michigan State Championship for VEX IQ Challenge, Squared Away, at the Elementary and Middle School level this coming Saturday and Sunday. I am looking for your BEST robot jokes to add to my MC repertoire. Please keep them family friendly, and GO!..

Why was the robot angry?
Someone was pressing its buttons!

What’s a robot’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy metal!

I apologize to all who read this and groaned. :wink:

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Those are great!
:laughing:

This will be kinda cringe.
Y wont the robot stop going left.
I guess it aint right

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All these Robot jokes

I’m nuts and bolts about them all

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What did the team captain say when he lost the robot’s wheels?

Where’s the robot’s wheels?

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Happy cake day Connor!

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happy cake day!!!

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Happy cake day!!!

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That’s my team name!
Lol

Happy cake day, Connor!

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Hey happy cake day!

20something

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Well, this one is more of a pickup line but:

Hey, could you hand me those wires because I think we have a connection. :wink: :joy:

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I don’t know how common this issue is in IQ, but if it is common, then here is the joke:

Q: do you know why the robot was veering left?
A: because it wasn’t programmed right.

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What did the builder say when they got smacked in the head with the tray?

Ow

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I feel attacked here

There were two fans in the field next to each other

And they turned with the wind and generated power.

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Q: What is VEX legal name for a musical group?

A: “The Rubber Band”


Q: Why was baby claw-bot crying after competition?

A: The refs didn’t let him take home his favorite game object.

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