I am MCing the Michigan State Championship for VEX IQ Challenge, Squared Away, at the Elementary and Middle School level this coming Saturday and Sunday. I am looking for your BEST robot jokes to add to my MC repertoire. Please keep them family friendly, and GO!..
Why was the robot angry?
Someone was pressing its buttons!
What’s a robot’s favorite kind of music?
I apologize to all who read this and groaned.
Those are great!
This will be kinda cringe.
Y wont the robot stop going left.
I guess it aint right
All these Robot jokes
I’m nuts and bolts about them all
What did the team captain say when he lost the robot’s wheels?
Where’s the robot’s wheels?
Happy cake day Connor!
happy cake day!!!
Happy cake day!!!
That’s my team name!
Happy cake day, Connor!
Hey happy cake day!
Well, this one is more of a pickup line but:
Hey, could you hand me those wires because I think we have a connection.
I don’t know how common this issue is in IQ, but if it is common, then here is the joke:
Q: do you know why the robot was veering left?
A: because it wasn’t programmed right.
What did the builder say when they got smacked in the head with the tray?
I feel attacked here
There were two fans in the field next to each other
And they turned with the wind and generated power.
Q: What is VEX legal name for a musical group?
A: “The Rubber Band”
Q: Why was baby claw-bot crying after competition?
A: The refs didn’t let him take home his favorite game object.